australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

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ban-ur:

urban

ban-ur:

urban

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thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

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OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

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matthulksmash:

gdmw:

2003 MTV Movie Awards

The early 00’s were a fascinating, terrifying era in history…

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

notexactlyhim:

I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much

notexactlyhim:

I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much

qrieves:

"lol chill Hazel Grace it’s a metaphor"

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malfoysotter:

frozenpeaness:

malfoysotter:

there are 13 yr olds on this website who are genuinely like “YAAAAS BENEDICT PUT UR DICK IN ME MAKE ME UR CUMBERBITCH AND CUMBERCUM ON MY FAAAACE” like im so worried about them

Oh like you weren’t the same way when you were 13?

literally no i never wanted to fuck a 1000 year old alien even at 13